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10.06.2025 19:18
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trevor Penning: The things I do well fit better at guard - NBC Sports
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Still no good
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
No way
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Screen time and physical activity habits linked to adolescent stress and depression - PsyPost
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?