What movies have not aged well?
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Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
What is a sermon to talk about men?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.